Update Your SH*T!

Especially your Driver’s License. How many women still have that driver’s license from their 16th birthday with the disintegrating laminate all falling off simply because they will never be 90 pounds again? How many men have even looked at their license,...

What is the Oldest Profession?

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, “Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon....

Spring Cleaning (Your Florida Criminal Record)

I get calls all the time from people who applied for a job, only to miss out on it because of an old arrest that shows up on their Florida criminal record from high school, college, or some other time in the distant or not so distant past. They often want to know how...

Did You Know???

Did you know that carrying your prescription pills loosely in the bottom of your purse will probably get you arrested? Always keep your prescription with you NO MATTER WHAT. Otherwise you will likely be booked for possession of a controlled substance without a...